Best wedding anything ever! “Katy Perry the Wedding Unicorn began her life as a black carousel horse with feathers in her hair. Upon her arrival in Brooklyn, Master Unicorn Builders Kat and Jesse Green repainted her from black to white, cut holes in her forehead, nostrils, and crotchal region and custom-built a base that would both give her height (aka “majesty”) and house the fuel tanks and keg.”
I post shit that I like. Though, I am noticing a lack of decent monster posts, which is basically criminal. I'll try to remedy that.
*I am as un-cool as they come* *I love art* *I am often made fun of for all the time I waste on the interwebs, I have no regrets* *I'm addicted to peach ice cream* * I want to move to Toronto some day* *I once thought of what it would be like to transplant machine gun arms on to a T-Rex* *I tend to break the mold* *I also tend to break many other things since I'm clumsy as fuck* *A recent IQ test put me in the 'genius' category; I still can't figure out my life*
*I gave up caring what people thought of me a long time ago*
Since you're here, why don't you stay a while. I always enjoy new company, unless you're a cunt.
Fan of: street art, animals, helping people, making a difference, standing out, tattoos, art, photography, hidden talents, nerd-ism, human connection, cynicism, humor in everything, fruit salad, adventures, flavored lip gloss, human rights, and more!